What do you do to while the time away when you should be doing something worthwhile, like editing your next novel? I google myself. It sounds vain, yes, but how else was I supposed to find out I died a couple years ago in Arizona, have quite the criminal record in Florida, or write terrific poetry (spoiler alert: it’s not really me. I write terrible poetry).

Anyway, back to writing. Flight is due at the editors on the 22nd and the book won’t finish itself! (another spoiler alert: you’ll like this one, a lot).